sometimes one little thing will annoy me and then i just get annoyed at everything that’s ever annoyed me and i’m mad about things that happened like 2 years ago and i’m yelling at my mom for getting a divorce and she’s like where did this come from and i’m like THE VENDING MACHINE ATE MY DOLLAR.
I once broke down in tears when my dad told me that I forgot to put away the butter
this is me 100%
List of favourite movies (no order) → 5/? Jumanji
In the jungle, you must wait, until the dice read 5 or 8.
accidentally swapped phones with someone at a party and don’t realize until their mom calls in the morning and you spend like three hours talking to this hilarious woman about life and when you go to her house to return her kid’s phone wow the kid is the really good kisser from the party last night au
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"My family is suffocating me with pressure to be a perfect student and daughter." (r.i.d)
people always ask me why i’m going into teaching instead of being a writer.
the number of notes on this in less than 24 hours and the number of people who said “same” or “exactly” or “about me” - that’s why. there is so much fundamentally wrong with our system. The only way to change it is from within.
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
the thing about people finding out you like one direction is that once they do they assume all you do is listen to one direction and everything you do is about one direction even though it is but that’s not the point